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vogueweekend: Elle Fanning is prettier/dresses better than you and she’s only 13.
I love that me and all my friends are each at home blowing up the group chat
so wholesome when people notice you haven’t been posting in a bit and check up on you !!!!!!!!!!!
niqabisinparis: It’s really dangerous to think you’re special. In general and to specific people.
hippiee: I’ll literally cancel plans just to stay at home and do nothing
seemeflow:“Ethiopia is the origin of coffee, and I am convinced that there is no better place to drink it than in its native land.”
soft-oh-keys: i’m so glad glee is cancelled because we would have had to sit through a prince tribute and a lemonade episode, what a mess that would have been
hoenarry: if u ever see me unfollow u and then refollow u it was probably on accident bc I was stalking u on mobile
How to respond to consistent one word messages like 'lol' and 'lmao.'
alrightevans:27 sickles to a galleon and 19 knuts to a sickle seems like a pretty confusing system for a community of people who stop learning maths at the age of eleven
thatdiabolicalfeminist: I feel like almost all of the guys who’ve had an unreciprocated thing for me developed it because I listened to them and was emotionally supportive, etc., but they themselves never thought to do the same for me. Which ended
weomeow: donnie and me
makaraa: bertl is agender and no one can tell me otherwise
atomicbassist: team-lads-and-gents: i wish puberty took you to a customize your character screen do you realize how many people would be dragons
geckopirateship: I have never seen a cis person get bullied for being cis, but I have seen plenty of cis people get called out for being assholes and then claim they’re being bullied for being cis.
ohshititsgreg: If we’re dating and you don’t let me pretend to play bongo drums on your butt then guess what? We’re through
jpophellarc: why hate armin when you could picture him being kissed and pampered by everyone in the 104th squad instead
sportsbishounen: My true favorite thing about strawmen minority tumblr comics is when you realize essentially what happened here is somebody sat down and drew themselves imaginary token minority friends who tell them they can say slurs
jaclcfrost: seeing a pic your old main anime crush and being like. damn. still feeling it
arminarlert: jean and armin joking around in the barracks and jean being like “haha armin you’re so cute i could kiss you” and armin being like “haha why don’t you” and jean’s like “what” and then armin rolls his eyes, edges closer
greenedale: my favorite thing about leverage is that all the other criminals on the show think that the leverage crew is super hardcore and ruthless and pulls all sorts of impossible, shady jobs but actually they’re a bunch of well-intentioned nerds
slayboybunny: the hello kitty franchise is kind of the best brands shes just been out there encouraging young people to craft and bake and be cute for the past 40 years making billions of dollars per year with zero advertising and you know why? look
rustedknees: the more I think about it, the more I realize that 2009 me would be pretty scared/intimidated by 2014 me and that’s what counts
youre allowed to feel bad and i still like you when youre unhappy
bigbardafree: you know how there’s dog and cat people and people usually fall into one side or the other well there’s also dwarf and elf people
And I'm so fucking beautiful I can't stand it
johngreenhateblog: i love when people have natural bags or dark circles or creases under and around their eyes it’s so underappreciated, but adds so much dimension and character to the lovely face
bertholdt-fubarr:“so whats it like in spring on the east coast”three feet of mud. we are losing boots and small children to it. it was 50 degrees yesterday and snowed. today it’s 17 degrees and 25 mph winds. we have not seen green in 2485924 years.
jaclckelly: the founding fathers died so we could put aesthetic text and rap lyrics over their portraits
wuqs: “unfortunately it hurts all 3 of my feelings” is on par in poetic beauty with “i will face god and walk backwards into hell”, so i would just like to thank carrie fisher for all that she does
snazzapplesweet: If you give me any positive reinforcement whatsoever i will go full doggo and hang on to that shit forever and my internal thought process will pretty much boil down to “!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
satanlickmydick: mothurs: your friend group will gradually get gayer and gayer throughout the years Confirmed
jeynegrey: In all the discourse about things boys do (crack open a cold one, come to the yard, are back in town) not once has someone mentioned the good old boys drinking whiskey and rye and singing “this’ll be the day that I die” and I will not
bidoof:welcome to tumblr dot com where sometimes you see noctis from final fantasy making direct eye contact with you and sometimes you see a football player with a tiny football
kuttithevangu:LGBT culture is being in your twenties and wishing you had the resources to foster five teenagers
snarthurt: i dont care if tolkien came up with orcs, tolkien orcs are not orcs. true orcs have big gay arms to hold their wives and husbands and aside from that only care about antiques roadshow
nb-nightwing-deactivated2022111:hey so uh I did the math and. what year is it
scorpiontattoo:scorpiontattoo:you’re not evil girl you’re just lonely and no one has cared for you in a while and its making you crazy can you go get a fucking chai latte or somethingevery single girl on the planet needs someone who calls them and
argonauticae:argonauticae:im putting together a couple of scottish folk mixes bc that’s what i do and im honestly curious if anyone in my country has ever been unequivocally happy about anything everscottish trad music genres:Everyone I Love Is DeadThe
nitori-and-the-diamonds: “not all men” you’re right makoto tachibana would never do that
despairnaegami: personasanta: does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder
cerberusblack: viperw0lf: The plot of durarara!! Is literally “if IM a gang leader and YOURE a gang leader then who’s driving the plane?? #izaya is flying the plane and he’s flying it into the ocean
seppin:how come on tv kids always got flat backpacks like when i was in school lifting my backpack was an olympic effort and yall look like u got like two folders n maybe a calculator in there
creepyjirachi: me watching shows alone: tears up at every little thing, cries at every death & the climax of every arc, is generally very gay and emotionalme watching shows around other people: never cries, makes bad jokes and smart ass comments
untaintedcuriosity: the first time Sofia and I had sex (also the first time that we met in person), we were in a drafty chapel, making out on chartreuse pew cushions, and I said “I really want to fuck you” ladies and gentlemen, this is how you woo
girlwhowasonfire: a beanie is a quick way to magically transform your disgusting and unshowered self into effortlessly chill and indie
slambamcam: hayden-lore-elle: txt143: mugglemeanderings: nickandstuff: echothepretentiousotter: acciowine: zavycat: Funny, Lovely, and Broke. Bar, sad, ass…. Sad, whore, and beautiful… Beautiful fat whore 🙋🏼 whore, nice, plop ✌🏼
morphine-and-cigarettes: I literally just wanna be held rn and fall apart in someone’s arms
flaccidtrip: imagine like ur on the beach with all ur friends and its 1994-96 and ur all in bleached jean short shorts and classic vans kiki’ing and another friend is recording with one of those lo-fi/vhs still cameras and “when i come around”
thecrow-thecorpse: zygoats: im literally always looking at my reflection not because im conceited but because i just think it feels kind strange to have a physical form and im constantly trying to process who and what i am This. Someone put into words.
i8yurcummies: Don’t date boys who are mean to their mothers and don’t date someone if your best friend and them hate each other but most importantly don’t date someone who plays league of legends because how can they love you when they don’t
sugaronhaz:heckayeah:prettyoutcast: Are you ever in class and you hear a random muffled scream from a nearby class and you’re like the fucks going on what the fuck kind of school do yall go to? Public school
plasticbagvevo: me and my friend: you and your friend: moschi-no-yes
onlyblackgirl:z00t-g0d:yo women be horny as hell and you wouldn’t even know ityou could be chillin with a girl, start fuckin with her, touchin, kissin, all that good shit right? then you slide your hand in the pants to rub the clit and the pussy wetter
grimelords:Making out with a girl for the first time is the coolest thing and the second coolest thing is driving home and getting aware of all the parts of your face where she was and tasting her lip balm on your lips. The third coolest thing is outer
spangefucker: my hair is VERY soft and could EASILY be played with and you know how many people are playing with my hair??? zero
ialmostdos: Look in the mirror and remind yourself what you are and what you are not. You are not someone else’s opinion of you.
tru tru. the show always did kind of suck at writing relationships so i can chalk it up to inconsistent writing alkfnsd but i still lump those 2 together because the previous episode gets mentioned a few times in the tested scenes i watched. there seemed
consolecadet:I’m not the mom friend, I’m the dad friend: tries to take care of his friends but is too distant and emotionally clumsy to be any good at it